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September 14, 2006
Marketing Slogans That Never Made It
With respect to David Letterman, The Top Ten Diskeeper slogans that never made it:
10. The only software to get a speeding ticket
9. Fragmentation is as fragmentation does
8. th3 NUm83R 0N3 4Ut0m4T1C d3FR49M3Nt3r
7. Death, Taxes, Fragmentation.
6. Fragmentation Happens :-)
5. "Every PC dies, not every PC really lives!"
4. "Set It 'n' Faahgeddabooouud-It"
3. Automizzle fo' shizzle
2. Diskeeper "does it" in the background!
1. Pimp My Drive
Thanks to Paul and Derek for their contributions. Got any more? Let us know.
Posted by Michael at September 14, 2006 07:57 PM
Comments
#11 was left off the official list but added here:
Try not. Defrag or do not. There is no try.
Posted by: Michael at September 14, 2006 08:46 PM
On the DK marketing slogans that never made it, how about simply:
Diskee-PURR...
tHom
Posted by: tHom at September 15, 2006 04:40 PM
Diskeeper gets the red out!
Posted by: JoeyJ at September 20, 2006 05:53 AM